What Was I Drinking - Michael Mack

Comedy music video. By Michael Mack. The downside of drinking too much. Lyrics:Last time I worked in south Alabama'Drank fifteen shots of Alabama SlammersWoke up face down but could understand their grammarWhat was I drinkin'?Went out one night drinkin' shots of Liquid CocaineTippin' over cows and screamin' like we're insaneHooked up with a girl looked like Hunchback of Notre DameWhat was I drinkin'?I knew I was blown awayBut won five bucks for lickin' that ashtray!'Cause I was drinkin' Moonshine, White Lightnin'Started fightin' with a jacket that had disrespected meDid a beer funnel down my pantsJello shots, did a dance that resembled an epileptic fleaI know my I.Q.'s decreasingBut what was I drinkin'?Blew a .30 after flippin' my new Jeep Tatooed "Please return to bar" on the bottom of my feetWoke up naked in a field surrounded by just sheepWhat was I drinkin?Got kicked out of AA for playin' beer pong and quartersShouted "Show me your boobs!" to the bride at the altarPuked on a stripper puttin' a dollar in her garterWhat was I drinkin'?I know I's drunk as hellBut as long as I have just one brain cellI'll be drinkin' Red Hots, Belly Shots, Lemon DropsBoiler Makers, and a KamikazeDr. Pepper, Cement Mixer, shots of Jager, Mind ErasersTwo Purple Hooters on meI know my liver's shrinkin'But what was I drinkin'?

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: comedianmichaelmack

Length: 02:22
Rating: 4.8333335
Views: 14884

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